Santa bought a deodrant stick.
He read instructions dry carefully.
"Remove cap and slowly push up the bottom."
Santa is now in pain but his farts smell lovely!
I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!
Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai...
Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti!
Shareef The Hum Itne, Ki Kabhi Shirt Ke Button Na Khole The Humne; Par Yeh Bijli Walon Ne Saala Mujhe Salman Aur Meri Saheli Ko Sunny Leone Bana Diya!
Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!
Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai
Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!
Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.
Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!
Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...
Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
Santa's Complaint:
Dear Flipkart, I always opt for "Cash on Delivery" but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!
Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?
Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!