Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.
Santa: There's a solution for it.
Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.
Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
Santa went to a restaurant in China.
Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.
Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!
Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon.
Banta: Is it so exorbitant?
Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!
Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.
Cop: Did you see who did it?
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!
Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!
Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn?
Mechanic: Is it broken?
Santa: No, but the brakes are!
Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu?
Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were.
Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!
Santa: I'm on a new diet. I only eat food that swims.
Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you.
Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle!
Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.
Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?
Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!
Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?"
Santa: No.
Lady: Why?
Santa: Because I have mind!