Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.
Banta: Why?
Santa: I'm running out of passwords!
Santa: This report card should be underwater!
Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.
Boss: Really, which 3?
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.
Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!
Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.
Santa: So does my wife!
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Banta: Dunno.
Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me.
Santa: What did you say?
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!