Santa: What's green and has wheels?
Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!
Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!
Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
Banta: Nahi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?
Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?
Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!
Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?
Banta: That's cool!
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!
Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?
Banta: The days after marriage!
Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.
Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.
Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
Santa: What is first aid?
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!