Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!