Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.
Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!
Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!
Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house.
Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen.
Santa: Why?
Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!
Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!
Drunk Santa is staggering along the street with one foot on the kerb and the other in the gutter."
A police officer stops him and says: You're drunk!
Thank God! says "Santa, I thought I was crippled"!
Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!
Doctor: Your liver is packing up. It's probably drinks.
Santa: Really Doctor?
Doctor: It seems to be . Are you a steady drinker?
Santa: No Doctor, my hands shake too much!
Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!
Banta was recording his infant son's mumbling.
Santa: Oye! What are you doing?
Banta: Recording my baby's voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I would make him hear it and ask, as to what actually did he meant by this...
Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!