Banta resented the lateral pressure of a fat man on the same seat with him in a local bus.
Banta muttered, "They ought to charge by weight in these cars.
"If they did", said the fat man, "you'd have to walk. They couldn't afford to stop for you!"
Santa while travelling to Scotland.
Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed.
Santa: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood!
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right!
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Banta: That's great, I will take two of them!
Banta: You have got a double-chin.
Santa: It's not my fault.
Banta: How come?
Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double!
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!