Doctor: Tell me, how did you end up here?
Santa: Oh, I haven't ended up yet!
Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.
Banta: So you got the number?
Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;
For loss of appetite I drink white wine;
For low blood pressure I drink red wine;
When I have cold, I drink whiskey.
Banta: And when do you drink water.
Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness!
Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"
Santa: I lost my office keys again.
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!
The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.
Santa: Take these 100 rupees.
Guard: Thank you, Sir!
Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?
Santa: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world.
Banta: So you did?
Santa: No, I told them to get lost.
Banta: That was rude.
Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving!
Santa: This is getting really irritating.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!