Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.
Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?
Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?
Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!
Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!
Santa: Wives are like microwaves.
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?
Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!
Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.
Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house!
Jeeto: Be careful with that gun. You just missed shooting me.
Santa: Did I? I am very sorry!