In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!
Banta: A friend like you is hard to find.
Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in!
Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.
Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip.
Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'?
Banta: Wow! So big?
Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!
Santa hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant and said, "Give me a chicken sandwich".
"Yes, sir," said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich, "Will you eat it or take it with you?"
"Both," was the unexpected but obvious reply from Santa!
Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!