Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
Police pulled Santa's car:
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
Santa: Yes.
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
Santa: Why are you so tense?
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
Santa: No... this would reduce fear!
Santa: Why are you so sad?
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
Santa: So?
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
Santa: Can I open a joint account?
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
Santa: Anyone rich!
Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.
Santa: Are you sure of that?
Banta: Yes, absolutely!
Banta: Why are you so happy?
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Banta: Really?
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!