Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?
Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!
Officer: You were speeding.
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume!
Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!
Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
Santa: Yeah, looking for me!
Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?
Santa: Shoot myself!
Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!