A genuine question from women:
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating!
What takes 24 parking spaces?
12 women drivers!
Can you beat this?
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
Women have three sides:
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see
Ladies never make mistakes...
They date them!