How to lie to a woman?
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
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they can't see you!
When she says, "Let me think about it."
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!
Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
Girls be like:
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!
A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'!
What is the most dangerous thing in the world?
A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
Time waits for no man...
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Yes, time is a woman!
When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead!