When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
What women want?
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
Women are complex creatures:
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
A thought in every woman's mind:
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40!
Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!
A lot of women turn into good drivers...
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
If women could read minds,
Every second man will get slapped!
A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!
Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!