Time waits for no man...
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Time is obviously a woman!
Women are less dangerous when they have wet nails!
Most dangerous thing in the world:
New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
Ladies never make mistakes...
They date them!
Real women don't care about romantic cliches...
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Just take her shopping!
Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut!
Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot!
As per survey, 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping.
The other 3 are coming back from shopping!
A woman is like a 'Shadow'.
When you walk from behind she runs away, and when you run from her she follows you behind!
Ladies always crib that the Photograph they take of their husband's is always more flattering than the ones he takes of her.
Hence, they invented 'Selfie'!