Women don't want to hear what you think...
Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
A girl uploaded an album titled "Bhaiya's Wedding" on Facebook and it has 63 pictures, just selfies. Bhaiya is nowhere to be seen!
A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.
Some idiots say that behind every successful man there will be woman.
But nobody knows the fact that most women choose only successful men!
New Interpretation:
Ladies feel a sense of relief when they see their maid in the morning, that is why she is called... 'Calm Wali'!
Girls really have lots of patience.
Varna Itni Saari Selfies Mein Difference Nikaal Kar Delete Karna Koi Bachhon Ka Khel Nahi Hai!
If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth because...
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Chances are she's asking you as she already knows it!
I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
Women are like police, they can have all the evidences in the world but they still want a 'Confession'!
If someone tells you that you have enough clothes, you don't need to buy more...
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Stop talking to them you don't need that kind of negativity around you!