What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol?
They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !
Girls' Ki Prayer:
Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho;
Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho;
Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho;
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho!
What women want?
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!
Be a girl with a mind;
A woman with attitude;
And a lady with class!
Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
A quiet man is a thinking man;
But a quiet woman is usually mad!
Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze.
Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War!
Money attracts the females you want, but struggle attracts the woman you need!