Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,
Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!
If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her.
Angels don't live in Hell!
The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!
There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither one works!
Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!
80% of women use silence to express pain.
You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you!
She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!
How to get a woman mad in two easy steps:
1. Take a picture of her!
2. Don't show it to her!
Two women met got friendly at a doctor's.
As they talked the first woman said, "I have three children."
The other woman said, "That sounds nice. I wish I had five children."
Don't you have any children? asked the first.
"Yeah, seven!" said the second!
Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects her King!