Treat your woman with respect... because one day someone will do the same to your daughter!
Women do not Belch
Women do not Snore, and
Women do not Fart.
Therefore:
They must Bitch, or they will Blow Up!
7 Stages of a Woman's life:
Infant
Baby
Miss
Young woman
Again young woman
Always young woman
Forever young woman!
You mean to say - the rest of the days aren't
Women's Days?
Challenge accepted!
Girls seek attention! Women seek respect!
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages!
Typical Girl:
Last Name - Ever.
First Name - Don't talk to me!
Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!
Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:
Most irritating moments - Morning alarms
Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen
Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school
Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday
Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.
Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!