3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I Love You:
No Cooking Today!
Mobiles are like women:
Talk non-stop
Costs a fortune
Disturbs when you're busy
And when you need them urgently, they have no service!
A woman saying "I am not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing"!
It's better to arrive late... than to arrive ugly!
A woman is always right.
She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!
Women are like Bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men!
I'm a female:
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
Therefore I am an Iron Man!
90% of ads targeted at women relate to Geelapan, Sookhapan, Gorapan or Peelapan!
Women's magazines are so funny.
1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are!
2. How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days?
Girls! Girls! Girls!
An Autowallah asked for a fare of 20 bucks but the 3 girls commuting together insisted him to charge 30.
Why?
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Because 20 can't be divided by 3!