The five stages in a woman's life:
To grow up.
To fill out.
To slim down.
To hold it in.
To hell with it!
A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer!
Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men!
Every man needs a women when his life is in mess;
Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king!
I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER!
My experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill!
Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode!
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it!
Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her!