A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
In 1814, Women had no rights.
In 1914, Women fought for rights.
In 2014, Women are always right!
God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...
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to take it back from any Woman!
What man wants - all he can get!
What woman wants - all she can't get!
It is hard to be a woman.
You must think like a man;
Act like a lady;
Look like a young girl;
And work like a horse!
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend!
How to lose an argument with a woman?
Argue!
If you can't change your woman... then change the woman!
Women are like an Internet Virus.
They enter your life;
Scan your pockets;
Transfer all the money;
Download their problems;
Edit your mind and thoughts;
Delete your smile and happiness;
And leave you hanging for ever!