Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business. Banta: What business? Santa: To mind my own business!
Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy. That's not true, all women are crazy!
There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!
Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy!
Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.
Banta: Because you're classy?
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!
Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!
Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?
Santa: Married!
Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences. Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible? Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'? Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!
