Banta: What is the most popular food of India?
Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'!
Banta: What is a wedding tragedy?
Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.
Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!
Problem of my life:
Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
My cell phone proposes me.
I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
Idea Ki Internet Sharing Ad Mein 100 MB Share Karke Aise Expressions Dete Hain Jaise...
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Apni Aadhi Jaaydaad De Di Ho Kisi Ko!
Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,
Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
