Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.
I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!
Police: What happened?
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda.
Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it?
Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
Banta: Why are you so depressed?
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!
Santa: Toh?
Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?
Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!
Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha,
"Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?"
Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!
Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!
Jeeto: Why are you so sad?
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
