
One-sided love:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: But I don't.
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se!

God created men to suffer.
And He created women to make sure!

Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!

Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?
Santa: My wife.
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
Santa: That's what I thought too!

Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day.
~ Your Lawyer

Only Rajinikanth Can Exit Politics Without Entering It!

Banta: What did you get on Christmas?
Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her!

You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!

Dear men,
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!

If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!