Who are we?
Women
What do we want?
We don't know
When do we want?
NOW
Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth!
While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.
Media: What are you protesting for?
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.
Media: And which law should be kept?
Santa: Only Sister-in-law!
I finally understood what women want from men:
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
Simple!
Women are like modern art, you can't really enjoy them if you try to understand them!
Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?
Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me!
Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
Jeeto: You!
Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.
Banta: How?
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away!
Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom.
Some women play hard to get, but most of them play hard to understand!
