Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Pappu: Zebra.
Teacher: Why Zebra?
Pappu: Because it's black & white!
To the women who are labeled...
Aggressive: Keep being Assertive.
Bossy: Keep on Leading.
Difficult: Keep telling the Truth.
Too Much: Keep taking up space.
Awkward: Keep asking hard questions.
Please don't shrink yourself to make people happy. Be yourself, you are beautiful that way!
Who said women can't drive?
They can drive you crazy!
Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?
Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol!
Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it!
Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!
No man knows more about women than I do.
And I know nothing!
