Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
"There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain
Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!
Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?
Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte
"Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo"
Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?
Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?
Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?
Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte
Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye!
Cop: Please step out of the car.
Santa: I am too drunk, you get in!
Jo Sukh Aur Shanti... WhatsApp Ki Gallery Delete Karke Milti Hai
Uss Ki Tulna Kisi Aur Cheez Se Karna Aasmbhav Hai!
Girls' Ki Prayer:
Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho;
Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho;
Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho;
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho!
Mera Purse Bhi Pyaaz Ki Tarah Hai, Yaaro;
Jab Bhi Kholta Hu Aansu Aa Jate Hai!
