Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive.
Banta: Really?
Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was!
Ladkiyon Ki 2 Samasyein
1. Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai
2. Kutta, Dekh Bhi Nahin Raha Hai
Ab Kutta Kya Kare?
Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!
Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage
Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka'
Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise,
Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye!
An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,
"Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting Hai
Par Meri Nahi!
What women want?
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue
Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta!
Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It's Yourman!
