Jyada Din Tak Single Rehne Ka Aisa Effect Pada Hai Ki
Koi Ladki 'Hi' Bhi Likhke Bheje Toh 'I Love You' Wali Feeling Aati Hai!
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai
Har Ladki Puchegi, "Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai"!
Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!
Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;
Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,
Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
Be a girl with a mind;
A woman with attitude;
And a lady with class!
