Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
After studying for 30 mins:
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!
A boy sent a message to a girl.
Boy: Can we talk?
Girl: Talk about what?
Boy: Us.
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
Boy: Sorry wrong number!
Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?
Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.
Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
Pappu: I get up early!
Dear Men,
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!
Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
