The seven stages in a woman's life:
1) Infant
2) Child
3) Miss
4) Very young woman
5) Young woman
6) Young woman
7) Graceful lady
Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.
~ A frustrated housewife
Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?
Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!
Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!
Define A Woman:
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!
Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
