Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir!
If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!
When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.
Banta: How?
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!
Any idea why women make new friends every week while men have the same five friends their entire life?
Women have 4 types of showers:
1. A quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say!
Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?
Teacher: What?
Pappu: USB!
Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
