Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star!
Signage at Divorce Lawyer's chamber:
Results guaranteed or your Honey back!
Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
How old am I?
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!
Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!
Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!
Doctor: How did you get hurt?
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness!
Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!
Dear women,
The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
Thank me later!
