Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I love you!
Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!
Lady 1: Where is your husband?
Lady 2: In the garden.
Lady 1: I didn't see him.
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself!
Santa: Your eyes are beautiful.
Jeeto: I got it from my dad.
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom!
Pappu: Can you lend me 2000 rupees?
Bunty: I don't have right now.
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it?
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends!
Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?
Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming!
Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!
Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time?
Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow?
