Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home?
Santa: In my memories!
Teacher: Have you done anything generous?
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others!
Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?
Pappu: Uncle-biotic!
Mysterious Fact:
Even women don't understand women at times!
Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
Teacher: What do you know about atoms?
Pappu: Very little!
Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?
Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!
Preeto: We all make mistakes.
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
Pappu: Awww, thank you.
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings!
Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
Jeeto: My husband!
