Getting along with women is super easy.
You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run!
Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.
Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!
The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!
Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!
Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!
Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?
Santa: When did I do that?
Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?
Genuine doubt - After the online class:
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?
Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
