Banta: I rushed to the mall today.
Santa: Why so?
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought!
Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!
Dear Women:
If a man says he will fix it, he will.
There is no need to remind him every six months!
A chatty woman could be annoying, but a quiet woman is absolutely terrifying!
Jeeto: I am not talking to you.
Santa: OK.
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
Police: You didn't see the red light?
Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
Santa: I didn't see you!
Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.
Doctor: Are you choking?
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!
What is a contingent fee?
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!
