Dear Men,
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.
The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
My wife and I have a severe cold.
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'!
Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
Jeeto: Nothing!
Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
