Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge!
Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.
~ My wife
Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
Santa: Your husband!
Banta: What procrastinate means?
Santa: I'll tell you later!
Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
