Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!
Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
Girl: I want you to tie me up.
Boy: Sure
Girl: Blindfold me.
Boy: OK
Girl: Now, tease me a bit
Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked!
Dear Men,
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
Women use cuddling as a trap.
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"!
Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
