Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
Men have opinions, women have advice!
Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
"Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!"
I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!
Jeeto: Happy New Year.
Santa: Promise?
Lawyers don't pee, they...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
sue sue!
Dear Men,
Hear us say the opposite of what we mean, which means you better do what we meant and not what we said.
~ Women
Santa: How would you describe our marriage?
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
