Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!
Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!
Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
A man's face is his autobiography;
a woman's face is her fiction!
Banta: Why are you looking so sad?
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
