Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
Jeeto: Ajwine!
Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?
Santa: Floating Loan!
Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
Lawyers don't Pee...
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They Sue Sue!
Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry?
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car!
Pro tips on how to win an argument:
1. Take birth as a girl.
2. That's it.
Santa walks into a bar.
He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"
The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."
Santa, "Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!"
Pappu: You look like my wife.
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
Interviewer: Congratulations, you are selected for the job. Your 1st-year salary will be 6 lakh/year & next year it will be 10 lakh/year.
Santa: Thank you, I'll join next year!
