Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell!
This joke is logically consistent:
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
Jeeto: He is not acting!
Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society?
Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
Pappu: Look above what is that?
Girl: Sun.
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?
Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess!
Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity!
Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
Men don't stand a chance!
Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!