Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!
Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
Doctor: Who did this to you?
Santa: Wife.
Doctor: Why?
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Doctor: Then?
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!
Girl: I love animals.
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!
The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!
Dentist: You need a crown.
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!
Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!
The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream!