The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream!
Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way!
Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
Blonde: Do you have any children?
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is!
Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control!
You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom
Pro Tip:
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!
Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch!
