Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way!
Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
Blonde: Do you have any children?
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is!
Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control!
You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom
Pro Tip:
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!
Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch!
Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?"
