A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned!
My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!
When a man says "fine" during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.
When a woman says "fine" during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start!
Teacher: Aaj Ki Online Class Khatam, Kuchh Doubt Ho Toh Puchho?
Pappu: Beech Mein Jo Chai Dene Aayi Thi, Woh Aapki Beti Thi Kya?
At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!
Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics? Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you? Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?
My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?" I said, "Yes, I'm ready." He said, "I'm sleeping with your wife!"
India has only one hope.
Get Rajinikanth to vaccinate Corona!
Santa: I call my wife Fitbit.
Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?
Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something!
Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.
Banta: Because you're good at your job?
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet!
